Rab C. Nesbitt1988

Jamesie Cotter:
[Rab has been told that he has only a year to live if he doesn't stop drinking. He's shared this with his drinking pals who include Andra and Dodie. This news has scared Jamesie into wanting to give up the demon drink] Rab, you and me, we go back a longs ways together.

Rab C. Nesbitt:
Aye, we dae, we dae, we dae, aye...

Jamesie Cotter:
We started goin in tae pubs together, then we went on tae secondary school.

Rab C. Nesbitt:
Aye, what's the point, what's the point...!

Jamesie Cotter:
The point, yae big wet slopbledger is - if you're on yer way oot with yer liver like an insole, then so are we! Cos we huv matched you pint for pint for the last 25 bloody years!

Andra:
BASTARD!