Reno 911!

Reno 911!2003

Reno 911! is an American comedy television series on Comedy Central that ran from 2003 to 2009. It is a mockumentary-style parody of law enforcement documentary shows, specifically Cops, with comic actors playing the police officers. Most of the mat… more »



Deputy Travis Junior:
Who can guess what Circle the Wagons means? That is when you put three bunks, like the circling up of the wagons in a wagon train, an old cowboy movie, and they have the sheets hanging down so you can't see what's going on inside the four bunks and inside the four bunks about two dozen boys just f***ed the sh*t out of this little mormon kid. Now they don't want to break your jaw because they still want your jaw to be able to work, so what it does it takes out your teeth and then they just skull-f***ed the sh*t out of this boy. Uh... we came in and there wasn't really anything left. They ass-f***ed him, skull-f***ed him, they f***ed his back, they've been up his shoulders and titty-f***ed him with his shoulder blades. F***ed up sh*t, man. We came in here and all the convicts you know, all of them where like, "Uh... " you know, "He was f***ed to death before we got here." So we couldn't really point the finger at nobody, because it was either all or nothing, and you ain't going to book two dozen people. Uh... so then, you know, that's when we starting bolting the bunks to the wall like that.

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