Reno 911!2003

Mike Powers:
I want you to take a look at this photograph here and tell me what you know about it. Bailiff, if you could take this up to Officer Junior. Officer, could you remove your glasses please? Officer, can you... Can you see that? Can you tell me what's on that picture?

Deputy Travis Junior:
That's one of the boys in the department, sir.

Mike Powers:
Uh, no. That's actually a picture of a van. Officer Junior, can you look up here? Can you look up here for a second?

Deputy Travis Junior:
Yes, sir.

Mike Powers:
Can you see me? How many fingers am I holding up? [holds up three fingers on one hand]

Deputy Travis Junior:
Five.

Mike Powers:
Five fingers?

Deputy Travis Junior:
Both hands or one hand, sir?

Mike Powers:
No, just one ha... that's just one hand. Are those prescription glasses?

Deputy Travis Junior:
No, sir, don't need 'em.

Mike Powers:
Do you operate a cruiser?

Deputy Travis Junior:
I know these streets like the back of my hand, sir.

Mike Powers:
The back of your hand.

Deputy Travis Junior:
Yes, sir.

Mike Powers:
I guess you'd have to! Do you operate a firearm?

Deputy Travis Junior:
I'm the best shot in the department, sir.