Reno 911!2003

Deputy Trudy Wiegel:
My job as an officer is to make sure you kids are safe, but, truth be told, I can't be everywhere at once. I don't care if you're wearing a short skirt, I don't care if you're wearing dungarees, I don't care if you smell bad, I don't care if you're fun to be around. But you can be rest assured that everyone of you, at some point is gonna be raped. It happens, hey, I'm not happy about it. But, there is some good news: Can you imagine going to your doctor and you say, "I've been raped", and he goes, "Oh my God that's horrible", and then he says, "but guess what", - pot of gold at the end of the rainbow; "You're pregnant, and you're having triplets". Oh my God! And then you go "Oh my God!", and I freak out and I call everybody. Umm... that hasn't happened to me - hasn't happened to me, *yet*.