Reno 911!2003

Deputy Travis Junior:
So, you know why we're here?

Terry Bernadino:
Why? Was there a fire?

Lieutenant Jim Dangle:
You've been chargin' three bucks, you run up when the car is at the red light, and you give a H.J. during the red light.

Terry Bernadino:
What? Oh my god, that sounds... That's not something that I would ever do.

Deputy Travis Junior:
No, except we've got about...

Lieutenant Jim Dangle:
We got about 38 photos of you and that's only last night.

Terry Bernadino:
Well, I can see how you would think that... but I sell oranges.

Deputy Travis Junior:
You sell oranges?

Lieutenant Jim Dangle:
You sell oranges?

Terry Bernadino:
Mmhm!

Lieutenant Jim Dangle:
I'll take some.

Deputy Travis Junior:
Yeah, I'd like some oranges, too.

Terry Bernadino:
I've sold out, I've sold out of my oranges... I run out and people are like Beep Beep, I go okay, and they... they're driving and I just put it in their laps.

Lieutenant Jim Dangle:
Well...

Deputy Travis Junior:
I don't know about that.

Lieutenant Jim Dangle:
You put an orange in their laps? Come on, Terry, we're going...

Terry Bernadino:
I can't do that, I have to call my girlfriend... Listen, I don't even know what you're talking about.

Deputy Travis Junior:
[Begins tugging Terry away on his roller skates] We're talking about you giving hand jobs at three bucks a pop at this red light up here. That's what we're talking about.

Terry Bernadino:
Okay, okay. A hand job is still a job, okay?

Lieutenant Jim Dangle:
Come on, easy does it. Xanadu it right into the car, now.

Terry Bernadino:
You Xana-don't it!

Lieutenant Jim Dangle:
Did he just say " Xana-don't it" to me?

Deputy Travis Junior:
I think so.