Rock Me, Baby2003

Dan Cortese:
Hi, I'm Dan Cortese. On tonight's episode of Rock Me Baby, we had a lot of fun with the lighting of farts, but in real life lighting farts is no laughing matter. Each year hundreds of Americans are burned while attempting to light a zorch. Backdraft is the leading cause, followed by too much air. The men performing the zorches on tonight's episode were trained professionals. No actual anuses were injured in the making of the show. So please, don't try this at home.