Roseanne1988

Dan Conner:
[in the tent with DJ telling him a story] The police knew the killer was crazy. At night he'd look for young unsuspecting campers, and as he crept upon them, he would whistle [whistles] and then he'd HACK them to pieces with a machete.

D.J. Conner:
Can I have a machete?

Dan Conner:
No.

D.J. Conner:
Well? Did they ever catch him?

Dan Conner:
Yeah once, they handcuffed him, but he hacked off his own hand to survive, and now he has a hook which he uses to kill his victims, and drag their lifeless bodies along the bloody ground.

D.J. Conner:
What happened to the machete?

Dan Conner:
You can't have one! Anyway, the police have been looking for him for days, he was last seen right here in Lanford. [a whistle is heard, gasps] What was that?

D.J. Conner:
What?

Dan Conner:
[a shadow of a person with a hook is on the wall of the tent] The whistling killer! Don't make a sound, we'll be safe!

Roseanne:
[thrusts in a plastic pirate hook] Arrrrrrrrgh!

D.J. Conner:
Mom, I thought you were bringing us something to eat.

Roseanne:
[withdraws the hook and thrusts it back in with donuts on it] Arrrrrrrrgh. Well, did we scare ya, Deej?

Dan Conner:
Yeah, he was scared you were gonna hurt the hook guy.