Sanford and Son

     

Sanford and Son1972

Genre: Comedy
Junk dealer Fred Sanford runs roughshod over his son and partner, Lamont, in a groundbreaking sitcom. Fred's moneymaking schemes routinely backfire, and he does just about anything to get out of working -- up to and including faking a heart attack. … more »


Lamont Sanford:
Now give me a match so I can start a fire.

Fred G. Sanford:
You don't need no matches to start no fire. All you need to do is rub two pieces of wood together. Now go over there and rub your head upside the tree.

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