Saturday Night Live1975

Alex Trebek:
Why don't you pick a category?

Sean Connery:
I've got to ask you... about the Penis Mightier.

Alex Trebek:
[Trebek looks to the board... ] The what? No, No, NO, that's "The Pen is Mightier".

Sean Connery:
Gussy it up however ya want, Trebek, what matters is, does it work, will it really mighty my penis man?

Alex Trebek:
It's not a product Mr. Connery.

Sean Connery:
Because I've ordered devices like that before, wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind tellin' ya! And if the Penis Mightier really works, I'll order a dozen!

Alex Trebek:
It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery! There's no such thing!

Nicolas Cage:
Wait... Wait... Wait... Are you selling Penis Mightiers?

Alex Trebek:
NO! No I'm not!

Sean Connery:
Well you're sitting on a gold mine Trebek!