Scream: The TV Series2015

Noah Foster:
Holy Christmas! Oh, I knew it. It's a genuine killer's lair.

Emma Duvall:
That's a thing?

Audrey Jensen:
Please don't get him started.

Noah Foster:
A lair is an extension of the killer's psychosis: the root cellar in Psycho, Kevin Spacey's apartment in Se7en, Hannibal Lecter's kitchen. I mean, every fictional killer has one.

Emma Duvall:
So he's been living here?

Noah Foster:
I highly doubt it. No, this looks staged. I mean, you see lairs on TV, not in real life. Take "Pretty Little Liars." They're always chock-full of bloody little clues and creepy, unrealistic icons. I mean, seriously, how would 'A' get her hands on four Victorian dolls that look just like the main characters? Where do you shop for that?

Audrey Jensen:
Evil American Girl doll store?

Noah Foster:
[scoffs] I can't believe you two came here without me.

Emma Duvall:
Yeah, you're right. After you.