Smart Guy1997

[after writing a threatening letter to the president, TJ is concerned about goverment agents checking up on him]

Mr. Basil Militich:
They wanted to know about what kinds of friends you have.

TJ Henderson:
And what did you tell them?

Mr. Basil Militich:
I said that you kept to yourself most of the time, a bit of a loner.

TJ Henderson:
Oh, thanks a lot! Why didn't you just tell them I'm president of the Saddam Hussein fanclub?

Mr. Basil Militich:
...Are you?

TJ Henderson:
No!

Mr. Basil Militich:
They were also interested in the books you checked out. By the way, why did you check out that book on gunpowder?

TJ Henderson:
It was for science, I was building a volcano!

Mr. Basil Militich:
I told them you must be fascinated by explosives. Boom!