Stargate: Atlantis2004

Carson Beckett M. D.:
This may be more serious than I suspected.

Dr. Rodney McKay:
Why, thank you! I'm hungry already. What am I going to do? If I don't get this stupid thing off, I'll be dead by the end of the day.

Carson Beckett M. D.:
Relax. You can live three or four days without water.

Dr. Rodney McKay:
Yeah, I'm talking about food!

Carson Beckett M. D.:
Well, you found some Ancient text with the device. What did it say about taking it off?

Dr. Rodney McKay:
Oh, yeah, there were some explicit instructions which I chose to completely ignore!

Dr. Peter Grodin:
Well, some Ancient technology uses a mental component for operation.

Dr. Rodney McKay:
Just shut up. I'm thinking.

Dr. Peter Grodin:
Is there any chance that the gene therapy isn't permanent?

Carson Beckett M. D.:
It's possible.

Dr. Rodney McKay:
I'm a dead man.