Supernatural2005

Dean Winchester:
We're here why?

Castiel:
A deputy sheriff laid eyes on the archangel.

Dean Winchester:
And he still has eyes? All right, what's the plan?

Castiel:
[shrugs] We'll... tell the officer that he witnessed an Angel of the Lord, and the officer will tell us where the angel is.

Dean Winchester:
You're serious? You're gonna walk in there and tell him the truth?

Castiel:
[confused] Why not? [Dean slips an FBI badge into Castiel's inside pocket, fusses with his shirt and tie]

Dean Winchester:
Because... we're humans. And when humans want something, really really bad... we lie.

Castiel:
[puzzled] Why?

Dean Winchester:
Because... that's how you become president.