Supernatural2005

[Dean and Cas are in a brothel; Castiel looks very, very nervous]

Dean Winchester:
Hey, *relax*.

Castiel:
This is a den of iniquity. I should not be here.

Dean Winchester:
Dude, you full-on rebelled against Heaven. Iniquity is one of the perks! [a courtesan comes over] Showtime.

Courtesan:
[to Cas] Hi. What's your name? [Castiel hesitates, looking more and more nervous]

Dean Winchester:
Cas! [Castiel jumps] His name's Cas. What's your name?

Courtesan:
Chastity.

Dean Winchester:
Chastity.

Courtesan:
Mm-hm.

Dean Winchester:
Wow. [to Cas, grinning] Is that kismet or what, buddy? [Castiel takes a long pull of beer] Well, he like you and you like him, so...

Courtesan:
[taking Castiel's hand] C'mon baby.

Dean Winchester:
[grabbing Castiel's elbow] Oh hey, listen. [taking out a wad of bills] Take this. If she asks for a credit card, no. Now just stick to the basics, okay? Do not order off the menu. Go get her, Tiger. [Cas looks helplessly panicked] Don't make me push you. [Cas takes the money, follows the courtesan]