Supernatural2005

Dracula:
[referring to portrait of woman] She is beautiful, no? Bride number three from the first film. She never got the acclaim that she deserved. Which is why I chose her shape, her form to move among the mortals unnoticed, to listen to the cricket songs of the living. That is when I discovered my bride had been reborn in this century.

Dean Winchester:
[chuckles] I can't get over what a pumpkin-pie-eyed, crazy son of a b*tch you really are. You're not Dracula. You get that right? Or even if you think you are Dracula, what the hell's up with the Mummy?

Dracula:
[punches Dean in his face] I am *all* monsters!

Dean Winchester:
Life ain't a movie you sorry sack of...

Dracula:
[again punches Dean] Life is small, meager, messy. The movies are grand, simple, elegant. I have chosen elegance.

Dean Winchester:
You think "elegance" is really the word for what you did to Marissa or Rick Deacon? Or any of the others?

Dracula:
But of course. It is a monster movie, after all.

Dean Winchester:
You do realize what happens at the end of *every* monster movie?

Dracula:
Ah. But this movie is *mine*. And in it, the monster wins. The monster gets the girl. And the hero, he's... electrocuted. [reaches for pulley switch] And tonight, Jonathan Harker, you will be my hero.