Supernatural2005

Meg:
John, you made it. Too bad, really, I was hoping to kill more of your friends.

John Winchester:
Sorry to disappoint you.

Meg:
I can see where your boys get there good looks. But considering what they say about you, I thought you'd be taller.

Meg:
Well aren't you a chatty one. You want to get down to business.

Meg:
Fine, why don't you hand over the gun?

John Winchester:
If I give you the gun, how the hell do I get out of here?

Meg:
Well if your as good as they say you are, I'm sure you'll figure something out.

John Winchester:
How about I just shoot you?

Meg:
You wanna shoot me baby, shoot me, there's more where I came from. [Other demon appears from doorway]

John Winchester:
Who's he?

Meg:
He's not nearly as much fun as I am I can tell you that. So I suggest you give us the gun. Now. [John hands Meg the fake gun]

Meg:
This is the colt? What do you think? [Meg hands the gun to the other demon]

Meg:
[He observes it then shoots Meg with it] You shot me! I can't believe you just shot me!

Demon:
It's a fake! [Demon tosses the gun away]

Meg:
Your dead, John. Your boys are dead.

John Winchester:
I never used the gun, how would I know it wouldn't work?

Meg:
Oh, I am so not in the mood for this. I've just been shot!

John Winchester:
Well, then I guess your lucky the gun wasn't real!

Meg:
[Sarcasm] Oh that's funny Jonh! I'm gonna strip the skin from your bones, now that was funny!