Supernatural2005

[they find a dirt road leading into the woods]

Officer Kathleen:
Hey. You're a civilian. And a felon, I think. I'm not taking you with me.

Dean Winchester:
You're not goin' without me.

Officer Kathleen:
[sighs] All right. You *promise* you won't get involved. You let me handle it.

Dean Winchester:
Yeah, I promise.

Officer Kathleen:
Shake on it. [Dean shakes her hand; she slaps her cuffs on his wrist]

Dean Winchester:
Aw come on. [she cuffs him to the car] This is ridiculous. Kathleen, I really think you're gonna need my help!

Officer Kathleen:
I'll manage, thank you. [she locks the car and leaves; Dean jerks ineffectually at the handcuffs]

Dean Winchester:
I gotta start carrying paperclips.