Texaco Star Theatre Starring Milton Berle1948

Narrator:
These are the scripts the guest stars will soon begin to read - those that can read. The big concern of the guest stars is the number of jokes they have, so the first thing they do is to count the jokes - those who can count. But what of the star who thinks he doesn't have enough jokes? It's the same problem every week... the star with the smallest talent makes the biggest disturbance.

Himself - Host:
I haven't got enough jokes! I just haven't got enough jokes. Fine writers - the jokes they gave me could fit on a piece of confetti.