That '70s Show1998

Melanie:
That is a great beard, I've never made out with a guy with a beard before.

Steven Hyde:
Well today is your lucky day.

Melanie:
You want to go up to my room?

Steven Hyde:
Absolutely.

[she grabs his arm but he doesn't move]

Steven Hyde:
Actually, I can't.

Melanie:
If you change your mind, me and a few of the other girls will be in the shower.

[she leaves]

Fez:
[to Melanie] I can go! My name is Fez! Don't pretend you don't see me!

Steven Hyde:
What did I just do man? I turned down a sure thing because of Jackie.

Fez:
And you don't know what she's doing at Marquette. Or who.

Steven Hyde:
Shut up!

Fez:
I bet if she was doing it, you would cry because you love her.

Steven Hyde:
If you don't shut up, you're gonna to become the first person to touch his chin to his ass.

Fez:
Have you been spying on me!