That '70s Show1998

Michael Kelso:
[ Kelso's superhero fantasy]

Michael Kelso:
[ As Batman] Okay super pals I'm gonna need a status report

Steven Hyde:
[ As a wonder twin, stops making out with Jackie] My sensors indicate peace and quiet throughout the universe

Fez:
[ As Aquaman] The oceans are secure but I can't check for another 45 minutes because I just ate

Eric Forman:
[ As Superman entering with Donna as Wonder Woman] Hey guys

Michael Kelso:
Oh no, you've been brainwashed and forced to wear this hideous ring

Donna Pinciotti:
Actually its a gift

Steven Hyde:
Form of worst gift ever [ Holds his fist out to the side]

Jackie Burkhart:
[ As the other wonder twin] Shape up, I hope he kept the receipt

Eric Forman:
Alien zombies are attacking the Earth, lets swing into action gang

Michael Kelso:
Hold it, we're still on this ring

Steven Hyde:
Are you sure its not an alien artifact?

Donna Pinciotti:
I got it at the mall

Reginald "Red" Forman:
Greetings dumbasses

Eric Forman:
Oh, oh, its Dr Bald

Reginald "Red" Forman:
My army of alien zombies is invading, good lord that is an ugly ring, alien zombies get a load of that ring

Eric Forman:
That's it, this thing's coming off

Steven Hyde:
Careful man, you drop something that big and heavy, it'll throw off the Earth's rotation, we'll all go crashing into the sun

Michael Kelso:
Yeah way to use science in a burn