The A-Team1983

[as the sleeping powder wears off, B.A. wakes up screaming and finds himself in jail cell]

"B.A." Baracus:
[stands, examining his sorroundings] What is this?

Murdock:
'What is this?' Well, after giving it a lot of thought and summing the situation real quick, this is one very mad B.A., holding on the bars of a jail cell... from the inside.

"B.A." Baracus:
Hannibal, let me out of here! You tricked me. You put me to sleep again!

Murdock:
[takes a metal cup] What you've got to do B.A., I've seen it in all the gangster pictures, is...

[Murdock rakes the cup across the cell bars, making terrible noise]

Murdock:
...and call up the warden's name.

"B.A." Baracus:
[covers his ears] Hannibal!

[Hannibal gestures to Murdock to stop. Murdock complies]

"Hannibal" Smith:
B.A., I have to swear you in as an official deputy of Rivertown. You have to take the oath.

"B.A." Baracus:
[sullenly] If I take it, will you let me out?

"Hannibal" Smith:
Word of honor. Face, swears him in.

Face:
[gets up, gets the bible and approaches the cell] Put your hand on the bible. Raise your right hand.

[B.A. puts his left hand on the bible, raises his right hand but crosses his fingers]

Face:
[scolding] B.A., this is the bible!

[reluctantly, B.A. uncrosses his fingers]

Face:
[reciting the oath] 'I, B.A. Baracus, will do all the laws of Rivertown. I will conduct myself as an honorable peace officer and obey at all time, all the rules of deputyship'. Do you so swear?

"B.A." Baracus:
[grudgingly] I swear!

Face:
[gives B.A. deputy badge] There you go. Done!

"Hannibal" Smith:
[unlocks the cell] Thanks, Face. OK, B.A., you're a free man.

"B.A." Baracus:
Now I'll tear you guys apart...