The Berenstain Bears2002

Sister Bear:
[holding up a bouncy apple] Mama, Papa, can I have this?

Papa:
An apple? Sure.

[Sister starts bouncing the apple]

Papa:
Careful now. You'll bruise it.

Sister Bear:
[bouncing the apple again] It's not a *real* apple, Papa. It's bouncy fruit. Neat, huh?

Brother:
Hey, if Sister can have bouncy fruit, then I can have this.

[Brother holds up a glow-in-the dark frisbee, but Mama takes the toys from Brother and Sister and reminds them for the third time about not asking for toys or treats]

Mama:
Now listen, you two: it's not your birthday, and it's not Christmas, and it's not Give Your Cubs a Treat Day. so you can put these toys back right now.

Papa:
Give Your Cubs a Treat Day? When's that?

Mama:
There's no such thing, but from the way Brother and Sister carry on, you'd think it was every day of the year.