The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory2007

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The Big Bang Theory is an American television sitcom created by Chuck Lorre and Bill Prady, both of whom serve as executive producers on the series, along with Steven Molaro. All three also serve as head writers. The show premiered on CBS on Septemb… more »



Sheldon Cooper:
You know, in the future, when we're disembodied brains in jars, we're going to look back on this as eight hours well wasted.

Raj Koothrappali:
I don't want to be in a jar. I want my brain in an android body... eight feet tall and ripped.

Howard Wolowitz:
I'm with you. I just have to make sure if I'm a synthetic human, I'd still be Jewish. I promised my mother.

Raj Koothrappali:
I suppose you could have your android penis circumcised... but that's something your rabbi will have to discuss with the manufacturer.

Sheldon Cooper:
Not to mention, you'd have to power down on Saturdays.

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