The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory2007

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The Big Bang Theory is an American television sitcom created by Chuck Lorre and Bill Prady, both of whom serve as executive producers on the series, along with Steven Molaro. All three also serve as head writers. The show premiered on CBS on Septemb… more »



[before the paintball match]

Sheldon Cooper:
There's just one thing before we start.

Leonard Hofstadter:
What is it, Sheldon?

[Sheldon shoots Penny with his paintball gun]

Penny:
What the hell?

Sheldon Cooper:
That was for my cushion!

Leonard Hofstadter:
Sheldon, Penny was our only hope!

Sheldon Cooper:
I'm sorry, Leonard, but revenge is a dish best served cold.

Penny:
Screw that!

[Penny shoots Sheldon]

Sheldon Cooper:
She can't shoot me, she's dead!

Leonard Hofstadter:
[to Penny] He's right, you can't.

[shoots Sheldon himself]

Sheldon Cooper:
Well, if we're going to descend into anarchy...

[shoots Leonard]

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