The Big Bang Theory2007

Sheldon Cooper:
You're a better man than I, Howard Wolowitz. You put 'er there, you son of a gun! [holds out his hand]

Howard Wolowitz:
Oh, whatever. [they shake hands, Howard gets the electric shock, and faints]

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
Oh my God, Howard! What did you do?

Sheldon Cooper:
[panics] It was a harmless Halloween prank... Look...

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
Howard has a heart condition! You know that!

Sheldon Cooper:
Well, I thought he made that up! Isn't hypochondria common idiosyncrasy of Jewish people?

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
This is adrenaline... we're gonna have to inject it into his heart.

Sheldon Cooper:
We are?

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
You are! I'm not strong enough to get it through his chest plate, and we've only got one shot! [gives the needle to Sheldon]

Sheldon Cooper:
Oh no! I can't!

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
Hurry! We're running out of time!

Sheldon Cooper:
Okay...

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
Just do it!

Sheldon Cooper:
Oh God! One... two... three... [sticks a "needle" in Howard's chest]

Howard Wolowitz:
[opens his eyes undramatically, revealing that he was just acting] Trick or treat, bubbeleh.

Sheldon Cooper:
[while Howard and Bernadette laughs] What? No! You mean all this was just a ruse? Oh, how could I be so STU-U-U-U... [touches his head with the electronic device and falls down again]