The Big Bang Theory2007

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Sheldon. Are we ever going to have an intimate relationship?

Sheldon Cooper:
Oh my. That's an uncomfortable topic. Amy, before I met you I never had any interest in being intimate with anyone.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
And now?

Sheldon Cooper:
And now what?

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Do you have any interest now?

Sheldon Cooper:
I've not ruled it out.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Wow, talk dirty to me.

Sheldon Cooper:
I know it doesn't seem like it to you, but from me what we have is extremely intimate.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
I guess I know that. It's just a part of me wants more.

Sheldon Cooper:
I guess I know that. It's just a part of me wants more.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
[Amy laughs slightly] Come on. Let's go back out there.

Sheldon Cooper:
No, hold on. My elven magic user and your half-ork warrior did have a love spell cast on them. We wouldn't really be playing the game right if we didn't see that through.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
O.K.

Sheldon Cooper:
I believe that we just killed the dragon and while the others pillage the corpse I lead you to a secluded area where I attempt to remove your leather armor. [Rolls dice] It comes off.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Oh!

Sheldon Cooper:
What do you do?

Amy Farrah Fowler:
I... kiss you on the lips?

Sheldon Cooper:
I kiss you back on the... [Rolls dice]... lips as well. Your turn.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
I remove your armor. What do you do?

Sheldon Cooper:
I erotically caress your... [Rolls dice]... nose.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Keep rolling!