The Big Bang Theory2007

[last lines]

Sheldon Cooper:
In a few minutes when I gloat over the failure of this enterprise, how would you prefer I do it? The standard "I told you so" with the classic neener-neener, or just my normal look of haughty derision?

[makes a face]

Raj Koothrappali:
You don't know we're wrong yet.

Sheldon Cooper:
Haughty derision it is.

[makes the same face again]

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Excuse me. I'm Amy Farrah Fowler, you're Sheldon Cooper.

Sheldon Cooper:
Hello, Amy Farrah Fowler. I'm sorry to inform you that you have been taken in by unsupportable mathematics designed to prey on the gullible and the lonely. Additionally, I'm being blackmailed with a hidden dirty sock.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
If that was slang, I'm unfamiliar with it. If it was literal, I share your aversion to soiled hosiery. In any case, I'm here because my mother and I have agreed that I will date at least once a year.

Sheldon Cooper:
Interesting. My mother and I have the same agreement about church.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
I don't object to the concept of a deity, but I'm baffled by the notion of one that takes attendance.

Sheldon Cooper:
Well then, you might want to avoid East Texas.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Noted. Now before this goes any further, you should know that all forms of physical contact, up to and including coitus, are off the table.

Sheldon Cooper:
May I buy you a beverage?

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Tepid water, please.

[Sheldon and Amy walk over to the counter]

Howard Wolowitz:
[to Raj] Good God, what have we done?