The Big Bang Theory2007

[first lines]

Raj Koothrappali:
OK, if no-one else will say it, I will. We really suck at paint-ball.

Howard Wolowitz:
That was absolutely humiliating.

Leonard:
Oh, come on, some battles you win, some battles you lose.

Howard Wolowitz:
Yes, but you don't have to lose to Kyle Bernstein's Bar-Mitzvah party.

Leonard:
I think we have to acknowledge those were some fairly savage preadolescent Jews.

Sheldon:
No, we were annihilated by our own incompetent and the inability of some people to follow the chain of command.

Leonard:
Sheldon, let it go!

Sheldon:
No, I want to talk about the fact that Wolowitz shot me in the back.

Howard Wolowitz:
I shot you for good reason. You were leading us into disaster.

Sheldon:
I was giving clear, concise orders.

Leonard:
You hid behind a tree yelling: "Get the kid in the yarmulke; get the kid in the yarmulke!"