The Big Bang Theory2007

Sheldon Cooper:
How long have you been a demented sex pervert?

Mary Cooper:
That is no way to speak to your mother.

Sheldon Cooper:
Perhaps not. But is a way to speak to a woman who quoted the bible to me my whole life and then desecrated one of Ethan Allan's finest.

Mary Cooper:
I will give you one opportunity young man to apologize to me.

Sheldon Cooper:
Or what?

Mary Cooper:
Or I will send you to your room.

Sheldon Cooper:
That is ridiculous. I am a grown man, I am a professional scientist and currently occupy the moral high ground

Mary Cooper:
Go to your room.

Sheldon Cooper:
But I occupy the moral high ground.

Mary Cooper:
Go to your room.

Sheldon Cooper:
But I am a professional scientist.

Mary Cooper:
Go to your room.

Sheldon Cooper:
I'm a grown man.