The Big Bang Theory2007

Leonard Hofstadter:
Anyone wanna buy my share of the time machine?

Raj Koothrappali:
Why?

Leonard Hofstadter:
'Cause I don't want it anymore.

Howard Wolowitz:
Why?

Leonard Hofstadter:
Just personal reasons.

Sheldon Cooper:
My Spidey sense tells me this has something to do with Penny.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Look, do you wanna buy me out or not?

Raj Koothrappali:
I'll give $100, which will make me half owner, and we'll put it on my balcony.

Howard Wolowitz:
Screw his balcony. I'll give you $120 and we'll put it in my garage.

Leonard Hofstadter:
I paid $200 for my share.

Raj Koothrappali:
Dude, everybody knows a time machine loses half its value the minute you drive it off the lot.