The Big Bang Theory2007

Penny:
Oh, for god's sake, Leonard, this is about Priya, isn't it? She doesn't want me hanging out with you.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Yes. There, I said it.

Penny:
Okay, look, I happen to like your girlfriend.

Leonard Hofstadter:
And she likes you.

Penny:
No, she doesn't.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Not really, no.

Penny:
It doesn't matter. Look, I promise from now on I will keep my distance from you.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Well, now, hold on. What kind of distance are we talking about? Because we are neighbours. I mean, I can hear the toilet flush in your apartment.

Penny:
You can hear my toilet flush?

Leonard Hofstadter:
I don't listen for it, but it's nice to know everything's okay with your plumbing. The building's plumbing.

Penny:
Leonard, I get it. You're in a new relationship now. And I'm happy for you. So why don't we just shake hands and part friends?

Leonard Hofstadter:
Well, now hold on, how about this? How about we still hang out, but on the down-low?

Penny:
Are you really that kind of guy?

Leonard Hofstadter:
No. I actually felt kinda silly just saying on the down-low.

Penny:
[sadly] Goodbye Leonard.