The Big Bang Theory2007

Sheldon Cooper:
Arthur. I thought you were dead.

Arthur Jeffries:
I am. It's fantastic. I mean this is the longest I've gone without running into a men's room in years.

Sheldon Cooper:
Why are you here?

Arthur Jeffries:
I don't know. I was hoping of going to haunt my ex-wife.

Sheldon Cooper:
I know why. You've come to me because you're my Obi Wan.

Arthur Jeffries:
I'm not... I'm not familiar with that Is that an internet?

Sheldon Cooper, Arthur Jeffries:
Wow. You're dead so I'm gonna let that slide. Obi Wan Knobi is a character from Star Wars. After his physical demise he comes to Luke Skywalker as his mentor in spirit form.

Arthur Jeffries:
Well, that clears that up.

Sheldon Cooper:
You must be here to give me advice.

Arthur Jeffries:
[Appears in Obi Wan Knobi Jedi robes] Well this... this is weird. Most of my robes open in the back.

Sheldon Cooper:
Those are your Jedi robes.

Arthur Jeffries:
Oh wait... what? What... what is this?

[Activate light saber]

Sheldon Cooper:
Oh, be careful with that.

Arthur Jeffries:
Whoa. Whoa. Oh, neato.

[Waves light saber around]

Arthur Jeffries:
I'm uh. I'm going to need a band-aid.