The Big Bang Theory2007

Leonard Hofstadter:
I have to say this is the best Top Ramen you've ever made.

Penny:
I discovered a secret ingredient. The flavor packet. That sucker is well named. All right, lover boy. Get ready, fcause there is a crap storm of romance coming your way.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Stop it, you're going to make me cry. [Penny turns on romantic music] All right. You seem pretty confident.

Penny:
Oh, I am. Maybe if you follow this trail, you'll see why.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Ohhh, rose petals.

Penny:
Yes. The most beautiful, and shockingly expensive, of all the flowers.

Leonard Hofstadter:
You made the bed; you really are pulling out all the stops.

Penny:
OK, I gave this a lot of thought, and I finally found something to show you how much I love you.

Leonard Hofstadter:
[he unwraps the gift] Oh, wow.

Penny:
It's a first edition of "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy". I remember it was your favorite book growing up.

Leonard Hofstadter:
This is great. It... Thank you. Hnh... So much.

Penny:
What?

Penny:
Nothing. I love it.

Penny:
No. Something's going on. What's wrong with it? I remember you saying how great it would be to have a first edition.

Leonard Hofstadter:
It's true. I-I did, I did say that... when we were at the used book store together, and I saw the first edition and I bought it.

Penny:
Oh my God. I am the worst.

Leonard Hofstadter:
It's okay. It's really thoughtful.

Penny:
No, it's not... I mean... What's thoughtful is everything you do. Here, you know what? Look at this. Look, here's the... the plane ticket you bought me when I was too poor to go home for the holidays. And the rose you left on my windshield... just because. Here's the... the thank-you letter you me after the first time I slept with you. All eleven pages of it.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Can't believe you saved all this stuff.

Penny:
Of course I did. It's you.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Come here.

Penny:
Mm [they kiss] Oh.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Is that a pregnancy test?

Penny:
Oh yeah, just the first one; I didn't save them all.