The Big Bang Theory2007

Leonard Hofstadter:
So listen. There was something I was hoping to float past you. Now that Penny and I are engaged I thought we might want to talk about our living arrangements.

Sheldon Cooper:
Of course. She has spent many nights here and you're worried about preserving the myth of her virginity before the wedding.

Leonard Hofstadter:
I'm not.

Sheldon Cooper:
Good. Because not only has that ship sailed, if it hit an iceberg countless men would perish.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Actually this is about where she and I are going to live.

Sheldon Cooper:
What do you mean?

Leonard Hofstadter:
Well, well. We might want to live together.

Sheldon Cooper:
Oh yeah, well. I have already given this some thought, and I'm willing to let Penny live with us one day a week for a trial period. Now; obviously not when she's made cranky by the shedding of her uterine lining.

Leonard Hofstadter:
That's very sweet. But we were thinking more of us maybe living together with... not you.

Sheldon Cooper:
I don't understand. How can we all live together if I'm not there?

Leonard Hofstadter:
Look, I know this is, this is a change, and that sounds scary...

Sheldon Cooper:
Where are you going to go?

Leonard Hofstadter:
Well, I don't know. We-we just started to think about this. Maybe I'll move in with Penny or maybe she and I'll take this place and you can move across the hall.

Sheldon Cooper:
Ah wai- Move across the hall? Did you take a marijuana?

Leonard Hofstadter:
No, I did not.

Sheldon Cooper:
Did you get hit on the head with a coconut?

Leonard Hofstadter:
No.

Sheldon Cooper:
Then I'm all out of guesses. What? Me. Move across the hall. Why would even suggest such a thing?

Leonard Hofstadter:
Because I love Penny and I want to give her the life she deserves.

Sheldon Cooper:
I see. You're putting your future bride's happiness above mine.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Well, yeah!

Sheldon Cooper:
Wow.