The Big Bang Theory2007

Sheldon Cooper:
Amy? Amy? Amy? I'll get right to the point. I think we need to end this relationship - so just sign this with your finger and please don't cry on my iPad because I don't get Apple Care.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
I'm not surprised you want to end the relationship. I'm just a little surprised you didn't get Apple Care. Anyway, enjoy your life. Where do I sign?

Sheldon Cooper:
At the bottom. I must say I'm relieved you're not making more of a scene out of this.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Oh, I've already moved on. Besides the breakup has nothing to do with me.

Sheldon Cooper:
What. It doesn't?

Amy Farrah Fowler:
OF course not. This is just Leonard trying to take the focus off that dreadful table by sowing discord in our relationship. He's manipulating you like he always does.

Sheldon Cooper:
Wait. Wait. Now hang on. You think he's manipulating me?

Amy Farrah Fowler:
All the time. And he knew that as your girlfriend, I wasn't gonna to stand by and let him bring a table into your apartment. I mean a table? Come on.

Sheldon Cooper:
It is hideous.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Well, thankfully, I won't have to see it 'cause I won't be your girlfriend anymore. [Signs] Amy Farah Fowler. Why yes, I would like to take a survey.

Sheldon Cooper:
Wait. You were really gonna stand by me against the dining room table?

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Of course I was.

Sheldon Cooper:
Yeah, wait. I do I know you're not manipulating me right now?

Amy Farrah Fowler:
I would think that if I'm manipulating you, you'd be smart enough to see it.

Sheldon Cooper:
How do I know you're not saying that as part of the manipulation?

Amy Farrah Fowler:
I think you're smart enough to see that too.

Sheldon Cooper:
Okay. I'm sorry i gave you such a hard time. I just had to be sure. [Amy turns away and smiles]