The Big Bang Theory2007

Leonard Hofstadter:
D'you know what? That was pretty crappy of you. I mean, all I wanted to do was give you a great night and it's like you, you went out of your way to destroy it.

Penny:
Yep. I know. I'm a total b*tch.

Leonard Hofstadter:
I'm not saying that.

Penny:
Well, I am.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Ah, fine, you win; you're a b*tch. Why couldn't we just have a nice time?

Penny:
I don't know. Maybe 'cause things are going so well between us lately and I've been really happy.

Leonard Hofstadter:
OK. You're going to have to make a lot more sense than that.

Penny:
Obviously, I have some commitment issues.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Glaringly obvious. Go on.

Penny:
As long as things keep going great between us, you'll keep asking me to marry you and eventually I'm going to end saying yes then we're going to be married forever and the whole think just freaks me out.

Leonard Hofstadter:
O.K. I know I propose a lot... so, how about this? I promise I will never ask you to marry me again.

Penny:
What? What do you mean? Are you breaking up with me?

Leonard Hofstadter:
No. No, no, no, no, no. But if someday you decide to you want to get married, you have to propose to me.

Penny:
Really?

Leonard Hofstadter:
Yes. It's all on you. But I got to tell you when the time comes I want the whole nine yards; I want you down on one knee, flowers, I want to be swept off my feet.

Penny:
Yeah, you got it.

Leonard Hofstadter:
And I'm cool with surprises, but nothing on the Jumbotron. I don't want to cry on a big screen like that.

Penny:
O.K. You know what, this might be the wine talking, but I have a very important question to ask you.

Leonard Hofstadter:
You do?

Penny:
Leonard Hofstader.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Yes?

Penny:
Will you be my valentine?

Leonard Hofstadter:
Sorry, maybe next year.

[Leaves for the door, then turns around]

Leonard Hofstadter:
I'm just kidding. Romance ninja! Let's have sex! Whoo-yah!