The Big Bang Theory2007

[first lines]

Howard Wolowitz:
Okay, Raj, hand me the number six Torx screwdriver.

Sheldon Cooper:
Stop! We can't do this; it's not right.

Rajesh Koothrappali:
Sheldon, you have two choices; either you let him put a bigger hard drive in the TiVo, or you delete stuff before we go out of town.

Sheldon Cooper:
But once you open the box, you've voided the warranty. The warranty is a sacred covenant we've entered into with the manufacturer; he offers to stand by his equipment, and we in return agree not to violate the integrity of the internal hardware. This little orange sticker is all that stands between us and anarchy.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Okay, then we won't touch the hard drive; we'll just erase the first season of 'Battlestar'.

Sheldon Cooper:
[Tears off orange seal] There, we're outlaws.