The Big Bang Theory2007

[first lines]

Sheldon Cooper:
Gentlemen, I think I've come up with a fun way to get young people interested in science. Physics Mad Libs. Now, give me a number.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Five.

Sheldon Cooper:
Un-huh. And an irrational constant.

Howard Wolowitz:
E.

Sheldon Cooper:
And a funny Greek letter.

Raj Koothrappali:
Gamma.

Sheldon Cooper:
I said funny.

Raj Koothrappali:
Upsilon?

Sheldon Cooper:
Good one! And an electrical charge.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Positive.

Sheldon Cooper:
Ha. Perfect. Get this. [reads] Professor Jones told the symposium he had a new method for calculating the mass of a muon. Five times the limit of [laughs] E to the upsilon as in a [breaks up laughing] Okay, no no, ahem. I'll start over. Professor Jo- [breaks up laughing again]