The Cosby Show1984

Clair Hanks Huxtable:
[acting as bait for Theo to get Mr. Starkey to answer the phone] Hello? This is Clair Hanks of Universal Silk Screens and I'd like to order 600 dozen T-shirts. [pause] Hello? Mr. Starkey? [quickly grabs the phone away from Theo] Did I say 600? Oh, well, no, what I meant to say is that I am the senior partner at the law firm Bradley, Greentree and Dexter, and I represent Mr. Theodore Huxtable. No, *you* listen! You sold a product in this state, therefore you gave Mr. Huxtable a warranty of usability. Now unless you can round up 144 people with neither head nor neck to speak on behalf of your T-shirts, we are prepared to take action. [sweetly] That's what I thought you'd say. So we'll have the money by the close of business today? We thank you. [hangs up]