The Cosby Show1984

[Clair is at her desk when she hears an announcement on television]

Announcer:
We interrupt our regular programming for a special news report. Here is NBC News correspondent, John Palmer.

John Palmer:
This morning three more pregnant men have been sighted. The men, each of whom is in his ninth month, were discovered in Oconomowoc, Wisconsin. This brings the total number of pregnant men of the United States to well over 11,300,000. As we reported earlier, this phenomenon has been traced to the eruption of a volcano in Peru. Scientists say spores from the volcano have altered the world's water supply, enabling men to become pregnant. As yet, no man has given birth. But millions are due at any moment. The nation's hospitals are standing at the ready in a state of total confusion. Wait, this just in. Another pregnant man has been spotted at a car dealership in Marietta, Ohio. Stay tuned for further updates.