The Dick Van Dyke Show1961

Rob Petrie:
You're not suppose to give reviews. You're supposed to type.

Laura Petrie:
But Buddy thought it was funny. Didn't you, Buddy?

Buddy Sorrell:
Don't get me in the middle of husband-and-wife arguments.

Rob Petrie:
What? This is not a husband-and-wife argument. This is boss and employee.

Buddy Sorrell:
Well, then I'm sorry, I gotta go with the employee.

Rob Petrie:
Well, I just don't agree with you, Buddy. I think it's not funny!

Laura Petrie:
Rob, I think you're being kind of childish.

Rob Petrie:
I am not being childish.

Buddy Sorrell:
Yes, you are. You're being childish.

Rob Petrie:
Uh, Buddy, this is between my wife and me, please.

Laura Petrie:
Rob, what is the matter with you?

Rob Petrie:
Nothing is the matter with me!

Buddy Sorrell:
Nothing? You're acting like you got a wasp in your underwear. Gee, all she did was offer some constructive criticism.

Rob Petrie:
Which was unsolicited.

Laura Petrie:
Ah, it was NOT unsolicited!

Rob Petrie:
Did... did you hear me ask her her opinion?

[Buddy gestures that he's staying out of it]

Rob Petrie:
Look, it's not boss-employee, it's not husband-and-wife. Just as a bystander there, did you hear me ask her for her opinion?

Buddy Sorrell:
All right, you didn't ask her.

Rob Petrie:
There, you see?

Laura Petrie:
All right. You don't have to yell.

Rob Petrie:
I'm not yelling!

Buddy Sorrell:
Yes, you are. You're yelling.

Rob Petrie:
Buddy, this is a family affair that doesn't concern you.

Buddy Sorrell:
[to Rob and Laura] Look, will you excuse me while I go out and get a glass of beer. I hate crowds and the four of you are driving me nuts!