The Distressed Watcher2010

Distressed Watcher:
Revenge of the Sith is the would-be Jesus Christ of the prequel 'sobba'. Many bitter fanboys, like myself, who utterly dispised the insipidity of The Phantom Menace and as well as the listlessness of Attack of the Clones held a sliver of hope in our hearts that by some miracle this new film, Revenge of the Sith, would redeem the prequels by giving us a tour de force third act to make us forget the sloppy first act and the stagnant second. Our prayers... were not answered.