The Facts of Life1979

Tootie Ramsey:
Mrs. Garrett, I thought you were Grizzly Gertie with that knife!

Edna Garrett:
Tootie, why were you sleeping in that chair?

Tootie Ramsey:
I was getting nervous, I wanted to sleep closer to the door.

Natalie Green:
Mrs. Garrett, your joke worked a lot better last night.

Edna Garrett:
What joke?

Natalie Green:
Oh come on, last night you were standing over my bed at 3 A.M., sharpening that butcher knife, doing a terrific Grizzly Gertie. "Helga, you will now learn some respect, ja?" [laughs] Good joke.

Edna Garrett:
I wasn't in here at all last night, and I'm in no mood for jokes!