The Goodies1970

[Tim gestures toward a rather fine desk clock as he speaks]

Tim:
William... Old pal... As a token of our appreciation for all you've done in the past, we would like you to accept... from us... this magnificent...

[Tim sets the clock aside to reveal a:
]

Tim:
Piece of cheese. Yes we all know how fond you are of beth Blue Stilton, heh, but this is mousetrap. However, as you can see, we've had it engraved. "To William Edgar Oddle..." Oddle? Oh well, never mind, close enough. "William Edgar Oddle, Good Riddance."