The Goodies1970

Tim Brooke-Taylor:
[On the phone] Hello? Is that the Minister of Health, no less? It is. Good. I want to complain about the National Health Service.

[a rapid stream of angry jabbering issues forth for about two seconds, followed by a loud click]

Bill Oddie:
What'd he say?

Tim Brooke-Taylor:
He said, how dare we complain about the National Health Service. If they are a bit slow, that's because they keep being pestered by sick people and, as we do anything anytime, why don't we help out by studying medicine ourselves and going to work for the National Health Serivice, so there.

Bill Oddie:
He said all that just then?

Tim Brooke-Taylor:
No, I left out the rude bit.