The Goodies1970

Bill Oddie:
Surely you're not resentful to a little kindness to one of our dumb friends!

Tim Brooke-Taylor:
Well the only "dumb friend" I've got is YOU!

Bill Oddie:
[offended, sarcastic] Well, thank you very much! After I went and made supper for you, as well...

Tim Brooke-Taylor:
Well, we can hardly afford to feed ourselves, and you start giving four-course meals to flaming guinea pigs!

Bill Oddie:
Temper, temper!

Tim Brooke-Taylor:
Well, since when have we eaten that well?

Bill Oddie:
Since when indeed, yes... What did we get last time YOU cooked supper, eh? A bowl of cornflakes. [Tim sulks] Yes! AND they were burnt.

Tim Brooke-Taylor:
Well, better than YOUR soggy lettuce and potato peelings!

Bill Oddie:
On the money you give me, you're very lucky to get anything at all, I can tell you! Ooh, I've a good mind to go back to mother...

Tim Brooke-Taylor:
Well, go!

Bill Oddie:
I shall!

Graeme Garden:
[Has had enough] Now LISTEN!

Tim Brooke-Taylor, Bill Oddie:
[Perfect unison] And you keep out of this!