The Goodies1970

Graeme Garden:
[Reassuring Tim about Twinkle] It's not a monster, it's a kitten! Anyway, it's time for his vitamin pills. [Opens the cage to find it empty] He's gone... someone's taken him! [suddenly attacks Tim, shrieking at him] You! YOU! You've done something to him, haven't you? You never liked him! What have you done with my p*ssy?

Tim Brooke-Taylor:
[while being shaken violently by Graeme] I haven't touched him! I wouldn't dare go NEAR him!

Bill Oddie:
Oh, it wasn't him; it was me.

Graeme Garden:
What?

Bill Oddie:
It wasn't him. He's all right, I only put him "out".

Graeme Garden:
[screams] YOU DID WHAT?

Bill Oddie:
You should always put the cat "out" at night. So I... I did.

Graeme Garden:
YOU IDIOT! THAT CAT... [grabs and throws away the Bush Baby, which has attached itself to him again] THAT CAT IS STILL GROWING! [Runs to get his clothes] Come on! We gotta find him, and catch him before he eats someone he shouldn't!

Tim Brooke-Taylor:
[Amused by Graeme's "slip-up"] Ah! You mean some THING he shouldn't.

Graeme Garden:
[Voice of Doom] I know what I mean.

Tim Brooke-Taylor, Bill Oddie:
Oh heck...