The Goodies1970

Tim:
IWill you please stop just going round in circles?

Bill:
Well, not much else to do in a lighthouse, is there, mate? I mean, everything's round in a lighthouse. Look at it. The room, carpet, chairs, window - it's all round! I can't stand it much longer! Five years? I'm in here five minutes and I've had enough! It's round, it's round, it's round, it's round, IT'S ALL ROUND! It's round!

Tim:
Well, put on a nice record, then.

Bill:
[Picks up record] It's round! [Smashes it to pieces]

Tim:
All right, I'll give you a game of chess.

Bill:
[Picks up - oddly enough - a round chessboard] ROUND! [Throws it away]

Tim:
Here's your supper... [mutters indistinctly to himself as he puts the plate down]

Bill:
[Proceeds to throw each item across the room or onto the floor in turn] Look at this. Hamburgers - ROUND! Peas - ROUND! Carrots - ROUND! The plate! A ROUND PLATE! What about this? Look at that tray! You know what shape the tray is? The shape! Of the tray! Is ROUND! The table! The table... now let me guess, let me guess, don't tell me, I bet it's round, I bet it. OH-HO! What a surprise! [Proceeds to bang fists on table in a tantrum] IT'S ROUND! IT'S ALL ROUND!

Tim:
Well, you can't complain about this - your favorite pudding! Lemon meringue pie!

Bill:
What shape's that?

Tim:
[Suddenly afraid]... Square...?

Bill:
No it isn't. It's round.

Tim:
Square-ish!

Bill:
It is not. It's round. Give me that. [Takes pie] It's round, isn't it? And it's going right in your round face!

Tim:
[as Bill chases him around the table] It's not round! It's square! It's not round! It's not round! It's not round! [Gets the pie right in the face]

Bill:
You know, I feel curiously better for that...