The Goodies1970

[Tim unpacks a curious artifact to decorate his part of the office]

Bill:
What's that?

Tim:
An elephant's foot umbrella stand.

Bill:
[offended] Wha...? El- Elephant's foot? Oh, you're not having that in here. I mean, that's cruel! I'll report you to the RSPCA.

Graeme:
Oh, leave him alone.

Bill:
No, I'm not!

[Bill mutters something as he opens the door to the foyer and starts tugging at an elephant's trunk]

Bill:
Come on, in ya come. Right...

Tim:
Wha... What's that?

Bill:
Three-legged elephant.

[Tim looks aghast]

Bill:
I just hope it makes you feel guilty.