The Goodies1970

The Music Master:
[the Music Master has kidnapped the Goodies and told them to create a hit song in only an hour. The deadline has just passed]... Now, let's see what the Goodies have come up with. They've been very quiet in there, I hope you haven't been too hard on them, Gerald.

Gerald:
They were a bit obstropolous, so I had to deal with them.

The Music Master:
Ah, I see. [Gerald opens the door to the Goodies' cell and the Goodies hop in, bound and gagged] Ah, there you are. Have you come up with a hit record? [the Goodies mumble and shake their heads] And why not? [the Goodies turn around to show that their hands have been tied] Gerald, did you do that?

Gerald:
[Proudly] Yes, boss!

The Music Master:
Well that really wasn't very fair on them was it? They can hardly be expected to produce a hit record if they can't sing or play instruments, can they?

Gerald:
Oh no, I didn't think of that. 'Cause they made such a 'orrible noise.

The Music Master:
"A 'orrible noise"? That could be the hit we're looking for!